Track Title: Wrecking Ball

Artist: Kermit the Frog

Album: Swamp Twerk

jakemalik:

wtf-mcr:

jalexolantern:

harlequinhatter:

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

this might be one of the best things ever

my life wasn’t complete before I heard this

c-crowley:

kamlna:

kamlna:

*kiss* be happy toady 

I TRIED TO MAKE A FUCKING NICE POST AND M lAIGING SO HARD I SPELLED TODAY WRONG 

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annaharvelle:

dont worry under-appreciated character im coming to defend you

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The Vampire Diaries - Episode 5.03 - Original Sin - Promo

tagged → #omfg #cant stop laughing

best-of-funny:

sehwun:

sehwun:

sehwun:

so after my prom there was an after party and i got home last night at 5am and went straight to sleep and this morning i check my phone and i have 3438 messages from people asking if im okay omfg what hte heck did i do

update: apparently i drank a little too much and danced for 4 hours straight and then passed out on a couch crying about chicken nuggets

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best-of-funny:

barebackinq:

*runs out of breath while eating*

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

kaworururururu:

"by viewing this pornographic content while being under the age of 18 you are breaking a federal law—-"
no government today haha dicks all around

YOU GET A DICK, YOU GET A DICK, EVERYBODY GETS DICKS!

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i cybered on omegle today
  • You: hi
  • Stranger: hey
  • You: wanna cyber
  • Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
  • You: ya
  • Stranger: And okay then, you start?
  • You: i come into ur bedroom
  • You: and ur sleeping
  • You: and i crawl under your blanket
  • Stranger: I'm still asleep
  • You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
  • You: and u wake up and smile
  • Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
  • You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
  • You: cutting off your penis
  • Stranger: wait
  • You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
  • Stranger: Then what...?
  • You: I HATE YOU
  • Stranger: I didn't cheat
  • You: you bleed to death in your bed
  • Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
  • You: nobody ever knows what happened
  • You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
  • You: the end
  • Stranger: I have a mercedes?
  • You: not anymore
  • Your conversation partner has disconnected.